How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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