im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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