it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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