You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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