That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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