feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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