Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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