One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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