I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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