Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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