It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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