i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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