2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
im holly from the hills drunk
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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