Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
please don't ironically join a cult
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