I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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