You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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