Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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