My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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