just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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