Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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