When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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