That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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