everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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