is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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