bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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