hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
wow bdsm is so cute
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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