i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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