i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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