And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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