Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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