Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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