i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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