Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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