I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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