like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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