woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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