I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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