he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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