in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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