if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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