White coat. Heels.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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