But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Boobs speak an international language.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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