I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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