I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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