If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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