you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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