I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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