New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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