This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
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I am spending my child support on dildos
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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