You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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